[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
None. They just let the world revolve around them.
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat they drag her through tunnels to clean them.
[–] rshackleford252525 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago (edited ago)
your fat mamma was walking down the street with a pig under her arm...
i said, "damn, where'd you get that thing?"
pig says, "i won her at the fair"
[–] triggered_fatty 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Fatties prefer to cry in the dark.
[–] Lagmonster 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
One to hold the ladder, oh shit ladder broke. Ok two, one to hold the ladder the second one to go get a new ladder. Where the fuck is fatty #2? Shit 3, One to hold the ladder and #3 to get fatty #2 from McDonald's. Now where the fuck are fatty #2 and #3? Dammit fatty No 1 dont eat the ladder! Christ I give up!
[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Your mom is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0x108 m/s
[–] TheEvolver 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
......That...... that is brilliant right there.... I'm going to use this one!
[–] markrod420 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
did you just call her waist an event horizon? Because if so im really captivated. (too lazy to look up light speed in m/s)
[–] Tensor_Fasciae_Latte 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Tess Holiday.