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[–] Tensor_Fasciae_Latte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tess Holiday.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

None. They just let the world revolve around them.

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[–] tableflipper ago 

Best answer

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[–] mytealeaf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Your mother is so fat, she use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yo momma so fat they drag her through tunnels to clean them.

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[–] rshackleford252525 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago  (edited ago)

your fat mamma was walking down the street with a pig under her arm...

i said, "damn, where'd you get that thing?"

pig says, "i won her at the fair"

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[–] gabi-r 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

your*

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[–] triggered_fatty 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Fatties prefer to cry in the dark.

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[–] joeystals [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's some quality shitlording right there.

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[–] tableflipper 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Yo mama so fat, she's bulletproof.

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[–] Lagmonster 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

One to hold the ladder, oh shit ladder broke. Ok two, one to hold the ladder the second one to go get a new ladder. Where the fuck is fatty #2? Shit 3, One to hold the ladder and #3 to get fatty #2 from McDonald's. Now where the fuck are fatty #2 and #3? Dammit fatty No 1 dont eat the ladder! Christ I give up!

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[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Your mom is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0x108 m/s

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[–] TheEvolver 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

......That...... that is brilliant right there.... I'm going to use this one!

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[–] markrod420 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

did you just call her waist an event horizon? Because if so im really captivated. (too lazy to look up light speed in m/s)

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