[–] Old_Shitlord 1 point 31 points 32 points (+32|-1) ago (edited ago)
I heard Tess changed her last name to holiday because it takes two weeks to drive all the way around her fatass.
[–] AndrewAndersson 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Sounds more like a nightmare than a holiday.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I don't care if that's a typo, it's hilarious.
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Your mother is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat her picture fell down.
[–] omegletrollz 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat I missed two episodes when she passed in front of the TV.
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Your mother is so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.