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[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Your mother is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yo momma so fat her picture fell down.

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[–] omegletrollz 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Yo momma so fat I missed two episodes when she passed in front of the TV.

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[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Your mother is so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.

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[–] Old_Shitlord 1 point 31 points (+32|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I heard Tess changed her last name to holiday because it takes two weeks to drive all the way around her fatass.

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[–] AndrewAndersson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sounds more like a nightmare than a holiday.

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[–] joeystals [S] 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

Trick question, fatties aren't people.

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[–] 550_Cord 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

This is the correct motorcycle.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I don't care if that's a typo, it's hilarious.