[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Simple, put empty cardboard boxes in the passenger seats. Make them think they'd have to do physical exercise and remove the boxes if they wanted a lift to lunch, job done, they'll never do physical exercise if they can avoid it
[–] QueefyHippo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
that car needs a 'subtle' no fat bitches sticker, then the two lardbuckets will be mad at the poor person and stop asking because opresshun.
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Don't cars have weight limits? Two 400 pounders probably exceed the limit that a small car can carry.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Yea, I don't have too much sympathy for that OP
She sugar coated the fuck out of it "I don't dislike fat people, I just dislike their behavior." Fuck. You hate them, you just won't admit it.
Lowering your car is pretty stupid
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I actually saw a car yesterday that was riding so low it was almost scraping the ground on the front only. Lo and behold both occupants were massively obese. I would never let that happen to my car, and OP shouldn't either.
[–] DeVera 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I feel the same, I have two cars: a family hauler and my old classic car from my single days. I've given a lift to an obese guy I manage and my precious old car was grounding out on speed bumps.
Grrrr! These creatures are so large they can't even ride in a car!
[–] Banterbury 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I totally get that; When it comes to the Cuda, no one is allowed in the backseat, with the Range Rover, It's basically just a mobile equestrian closet, 4 pairs of gloves, 3 sets of boots, every variation of thickness in jackets etc. so the smell of horse, and likelihood of hair and mud dissuades people from getting in unless they also ride and don't care.
[–] FupaSlayer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's what this sticker was designed for: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CQ6ooyz-L._SX300_.jpg
[–] MrEvilPirate 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OP of the Redacted post is a total puss. You don't want an extra 1/2 ton of fat screwing up your car? Just tell them no, they're fucking up your car. Damn, grow a spine please.
[–] CherryLime 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Get the fuck out of my car"
There. Done.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
"Fuck off"
Saved you some words
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
She hasn't let them in her car. She keeps making excuses and wants them to stop asking, but she's a doormat.
Edit: It did happen once: