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[–] CherryLime 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"Get the fuck out of my car"

There. Done.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

"Fuck off"

Saved you some words

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[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

She hasn't let them in her car. She keeps making excuses and wants them to stop asking, but she's a doormat.

Edit: It did happen once:

It's lowered and the times only one of them has wedged herself into the passenger seat I can visibly see my sideskirt hit the ground. I don't know how I would even get out of the parking lot at that point. I also don't know how I would even shift since her belly hangs over so much and I'm not into moving human fat around to drive my car.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Simple, put empty cardboard boxes in the passenger seats. Make them think they'd have to do physical exercise and remove the boxes if they wanted a lift to lunch, job done, they'll never do physical exercise if they can avoid it

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Don't cars have weight limits? Two 400 pounders probably exceed the limit that a small car can carry.

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[–] lava [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Especially if she's custom lowered the car already.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Yea, I don't have too much sympathy for that OP

  • She sugar coated the fuck out of it "I don't dislike fat people, I just dislike their behavior." Fuck. You hate them, you just won't admit it.

  • Lowering your car is pretty stupid

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[–] QueefyHippo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

that car needs a 'subtle' no fat bitches sticker, then the two lardbuckets will be mad at the poor person and stop asking because opresshun.

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[–] DeVera 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I feel the same, I have two cars: a family hauler and my old classic car from my single days. I've given a lift to an obese guy I manage and my precious old car was grounding out on speed bumps.

Grrrr! These creatures are so large they can't even ride in a car!

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I totally get that; When it comes to the Cuda, no one is allowed in the backseat, with the Range Rover, It's basically just a mobile equestrian closet, 4 pairs of gloves, 3 sets of boots, every variation of thickness in jackets etc. so the smell of horse, and likelihood of hair and mud dissuades people from getting in unless they also ride and don't care.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I actually saw a car yesterday that was riding so low it was almost scraping the ground on the front only. Lo and behold both occupants were massively obese. I would never let that happen to my car, and OP shouldn't either.

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[–] FupaSlayer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what this sticker was designed for: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CQ6ooyz-L._SX300_.jpg

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[–] Pinkmushroomlover 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh shit, I'm like in a similar situation. So it made my blood boil. My friend's two planent roommates always asks me to drive when we go out to eat. FUCK NO EVERY TIME. They both are 300lbs and I drive a Toyota Corolla.

THE FUCKING TWO OF THEM WEIGH THE SAME AS MY ENTIRE FAMILY. My mom is 100, my grandma is 90, I'm 120, my brother 130, and my dad is 150. Its as if my entire family sat in my car but at least the weight would be evenly distributed.

We're asian incase anyone thinks my family is "underweight"

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My truck is a little shitlord. The backseat has clam shell doors and seats at most a small Asian person. So I never have to drive around groups of people. I love toyotas.

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