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[–] MrEvilPirate 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OP of the Redacted post is a total puss. You don't want an extra 1/2 ton of fat screwing up your car? Just tell them no, they're fucking up your car. Damn, grow a spine please.

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[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just say NO. Jesus....it's not hard.

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[–] Pinkmushroomlover 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh shit, I'm like in a similar situation. So it made my blood boil. My friend's two planent roommates always asks me to drive when we go out to eat. FUCK NO EVERY TIME. They both are 300lbs and I drive a Toyota Corolla.

THE FUCKING TWO OF THEM WEIGH THE SAME AS MY ENTIRE FAMILY. My mom is 100, my grandma is 90, I'm 120, my brother 130, and my dad is 150. Its as if my entire family sat in my car but at least the weight would be evenly distributed.

We're asian incase anyone thinks my family is "underweight"

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My truck is a little shitlord. The backseat has clam shell doors and seats at most a small Asian person. So I never have to drive around groups of people. I love toyotas.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What I imagine the car (t=30s) to be like.

(After a good 18 years I've finally managed to find this clip from 199X! XD)

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[–] FupaSlayer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what this sticker was designed for: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CQ6ooyz-L._SX300_.jpg

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I actually saw a car yesterday that was riding so low it was almost scraping the ground on the front only. Lo and behold both occupants were massively obese. I would never let that happen to my car, and OP shouldn't either.

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[–] DeVera 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I feel the same, I have two cars: a family hauler and my old classic car from my single days. I've given a lift to an obese guy I manage and my precious old car was grounding out on speed bumps.

Grrrr! These creatures are so large they can't even ride in a car!

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I totally get that; When it comes to the Cuda, no one is allowed in the backseat, with the Range Rover, It's basically just a mobile equestrian closet, 4 pairs of gloves, 3 sets of boots, every variation of thickness in jackets etc. so the smell of horse, and likelihood of hair and mud dissuades people from getting in unless they also ride and don't care.

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[–] QueefyHippo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

that car needs a 'subtle' no fat bitches sticker, then the two lardbuckets will be mad at the poor person and stop asking because opresshun.

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