[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Simple, put empty cardboard boxes in the passenger seats. Make them think they'd have to do physical exercise and remove the boxes if they wanted a lift to lunch, job done, they'll never do physical exercise if they can avoid it
[–] CherryLime 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Get the fuck out of my car"
There. Done.
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
She hasn't let them in her car. She keeps making excuses and wants them to stop asking, but she's a doormat.
Edit: It did happen once:
It's lowered and the times only one of them has wedged herself into the passenger seat I can visibly see my sideskirt hit the ground. I don't know how I would even get out of the parking lot at that point. I also don't know how I would even shift since her belly hangs over so much and I'm not into moving human fat around to drive my car.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
"Fuck off"
Saved you some words
[–] DeVera 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I feel the same, I have two cars: a family hauler and my old classic car from my single days. I've given a lift to an obese guy I manage and my precious old car was grounding out on speed bumps.
Grrrr! These creatures are so large they can't even ride in a car!
[–] Banterbury 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I totally get that; When it comes to the Cuda, no one is allowed in the backseat, with the Range Rover, It's basically just a mobile equestrian closet, 4 pairs of gloves, 3 sets of boots, every variation of thickness in jackets etc. so the smell of horse, and likelihood of hair and mud dissuades people from getting in unless they also ride and don't care.