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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 1 point 122 points (+123|-1) ago 

First you dumb kike, It's "Enlist" not enroll.

As in "I enlisted to fight Israel's enemies not to secure the border of my nation"

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Spot on. lol

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[–] Grunge 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"I enlisted to swear an oath that I have no intentions of keeping, I enlisted to fight Israel's enemies while the USA burns, gets invaded and treasonous politicians shred the constitution that I also swore an oath to defend, but never will"

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[–] Bloodofsanguinius00 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

No one "enrolls". You enlist. It's not a god damn liberal arts college.

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[–] GlowWorm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I mean, it kind of is now. Infested with women, faggots and commies.

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[–] Bloodofsanguinius00 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good point. Lol

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[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't worry, most 'journalists' are one pink slip away from having to enlist for bootcamp.

Sure, it's programming bootcamp, but, like, they could totally get a paper cut, or toner-powder burns while trying to figure out how to disengage the safety on a laser printer or something.

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[–] Bloodofsanguinius00 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm hoping "Learn to code" starts back up again. You could tell that one really got to them.

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[–] Drkadrka 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Some enlisted at the right time with just that in mind. Getting paid to go shoot hajis for a couple years and then going to college on Uncle Sam's dime sounds just fine to some young kids.

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[–] Rockfish1000 14 points -2 points (+12|-14) ago 

You spelled bootlicking retards wrong.

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[–] con77 6 points 2 points (+8|-6) ago 

you fucking piece of shit

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[–] Maroonsaint 3 points 1 point (+4|-3) ago 

I’d lick your boots

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[–] AnotherGrayman ago 

Sure, pussy. Tell us more about how living at home with mom & dad made you into a superior intellect.

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[–] Charilko 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Literally everyone I know who was or is currently in the military would fucking love to be on the border with live fire authorized.

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[–] con77 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I'd reenlist for that!

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[–] probablyauser 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

same

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[–] HeebyKneegrow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honestly I would like to see us send our troops over there and have a strong neighbor to the South that we can benefit off of. We could stop illegal immigration by helping them have an actual government

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[–] registerinsecond 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You mean shooting at cartels from your home base instead of shooting people defending their countries in nowhereland with MREs and bad hygiene? Naaa.

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[–] RandomFurryDude 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

MRE's taste pretty fucking neat though.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

People enroll in college but enlist in the military. Tsk Tsk, NYT Better hire some reporters who've been around the block at least once.

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[–] ChaosCrusader ago 

Fat chance. It’s the Slimes.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are they in school?

Bullets found by the NYT

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

  1. That has to be a woman who posted that. No man could be that fucking stupid.

  2. I'd ask "how stupid is this bitch", but she might see it as a challenge. I'm sure there's even more stupidity in her than this post lets on.

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[–] Lord_Kristopf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Idk if those were packed into an exotic shotgun round they might make for some interesting “bullets”. Maybe she’s just a very creative assassin.

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[–] Maevtr 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

These same faggots go on for years on end about how "we're sending our poor enlisted men to slaughter Innocents in the middle East" then complain when were using them to actually secure our nation's future.

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[–] fusir 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Which wars did you enroll in for this semester? Do you plan to enroll for war in the summer?

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[–] dasmahkitteh 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I was gonna reenroll for MDEAST 1202 but don't have the prerequisite BRNWSH 101

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