[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Jesus, his wife is due to deliver their first child in February. Even that wasn't enough to make him lose some weight.
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[–] metalmouthhoebag ago
And sometimes you abuse said body by stuffing it full of fats and sugars until it says "fuck this, I'm done"
[–] NoSJW 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fat bastard had a good job, a wife and baby on the way, yet never thought about life insurance? Typical. Who needs insurance when you can just beg strangers to "Gimme money" whenever someone dies. My husband died, but there was no GoGimmeFund then, so I somehow managed on my own and of course my husband had insurance, unlike this porcine, oily slob.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm so sorry for your loss.
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
What class his family have already set up s GoFundMe page. What's the betting it'll be spent on KFC
[–] Twentyonepointthree 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
30" wheels for their Lincoln Navigators
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, I don't think this dude's autopsy report said "unknown reasons". It most likely said something like "myocardial infarction caused by obesity", "renal failure caused by obesity", "complications from type 2 diabetes caused by obesity". Completely pulled those out of my ass but they're probably a lot closer to what the autopsy report said than "unknown reasons". Great reporting, NBC.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Cause of death revealed! Spoiler alert, it's from morbid obesity.
Forget the 27 Club, the over 270s are trending:
Ralphie May, 45, Comedian 'Who Happens to Be Fat,' Dies
Standup comic John Pinette dead at 50; acted in 'Seinfeld' finale
Chris Farley family sues Trek over fat-tire bikes.
Lavell Crawford | Stand-Up Comedian dead at 51 (Huell Babineaux in Breaking Bad)
Comedian Patrice O'Neal dies at 41 following stroke
... Gee, there are so many.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Although I find myself questioning the logic of which fats die at 32 and which seemingly more deserving ones live to 70, I trust the wisdom of Lord Beetus.