[–] CaptainFuture 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Completely wrong setting and condition. A woman should always be wet before you let your bear into the cave.
[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Sooo, just wait till she has a period?
[–] Penguinpecker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Nah, just pretend the clit is a banjo and play that song from deliverance on it.
[–] DontBeRacist ago
I have this lube that tastes surprisingly sweet, so maybe with the right lube...
[–] TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Dip your finger in the Listerine and rub a small dab down the length of your dick.
When she blows you she will salivate more and your cock will be minty fresh.
[–] fightknightHERO 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
simply state that you wish to pound her pussy instead, it's not really complicated...
[–] markrod420 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I... this sounds at least slightly legit. Now i have to know, does dried out lube reliquify with the intensity described??? Experimentation is needed.
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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i figure it would also leave a possibly flaky/crusty layer of dried gel, too.
[–] markrod420 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Im not an incel lol. If i were to test this it would be with my very likely soon to be fiance. I might even test it on a finger with the sink. I just wanna know if it works.
[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You could just try getting her super wet the normal way