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[–] CaptainFuture 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Completely wrong setting and condition. A woman should always be wet before you let your bear into the cave.

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[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Sooo, just wait till she has a period?

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[–] Penguinpecker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, just pretend the clit is a banjo and play that song from deliverance on it.

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[–] markrod420 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I... this sounds at least slightly legit. Now i have to know, does dried out lube reliquify with the intensity described??? Experimentation is needed.

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[–] markrod420 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Im not an incel lol. If i were to test this it would be with my very likely soon to be fiance. I might even test it on a finger with the sink. I just wanna know if it works.

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i figure it would also leave a possibly flaky/crusty layer of dried gel, too.

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You could just try getting her super wet the normal way

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[–] Metanoiac 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, but if she decides to blow you, this might backfire.

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[–] DontBeRacist ago 

I have this lube that tastes surprisingly sweet, so maybe with the right lube...

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[–] TechDumb ago 

If it's sweet it probably has sugar in it and that's basically a guaranteed yeast infection for her.

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[–] fightknightHERO 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

simply state that you wish to pound her pussy instead, it's not really complicated...

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[–] TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Dip your finger in the Listerine and rub a small dab down the length of your dick.

When she blows you she will salivate more and your cock will be minty fresh.