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[–] derram ago 

https://archive.ph/7FxhI :

None | Friend just shat himself in traffic | ResetEra

"He's asking for my help, but we live in LA. He might as well be in Siberia.", "He's on his way back from work, which takes a solid +1 hour."

'We were about to go out for drinks, but that plans probably gone to shit. '

' Also, why are so many of yall pooping yourselves as grown adults?'

'I told him to try to find an empty drive-thru and get some water and a bunch of napkins, but that might take too long at 6 pm on a friday night to be worth it. '


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[–] UncleDoug 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Another I shit myself thread, soon to be accompanied by 'how do I wipe my own ass thread?'

Sometimes I like to pretend to myself resetera and NeoGAF are full of paid actors, because the alternative is depressing.

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[–] bosunmoon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why didn't he use the sidewalk?