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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"I was about to send a 'thunderous clapback' to a spam email when it occurred to me that I could write a long whining article about how I'm too busy being a successful writer to exercise and lose weight. Yes, I know lots of successful writers aren't pigs, but I have to be because Nutella makes me creative reeeeeeee."

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The author's name is Bogart and, although I'm not a fan of the series, I remember that a Boggart is a creature that shape-shifts into your greatest fear. It tries to take the form of whatever will scare you the most. I find this a very fitting name for a giant, disgusting hamplanet.

Then, of course, she makes the typical argument that she has gained weight because she has replaced walking with writing. It seems to me, though, that if you were spending so much time writing, you wouldn't have time to eat so much. The issue was never with how much you were walking or not, it was with how much you were eating. There is nothing stopping you from not eating in between typing and then you get the best of both worlds.

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[–] maaaxheadroom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She NEEDs heroine

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I write about 40-50 hours a week, & have to bike or run every day because sitting for so long makes me nuts.

If you're really writing that much, your hands are, you know, full. Unless you have a feedbag on your snout, which ....this SheHam may

And ew I can't imagine how disgusting hey keyboard or paper & pen must be

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[–] Veganablavatsky 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This reminds me of that cope comic where the fat guy says that he's better than the fit guy because he can spend his time doing non-fitness related things and is interesting. It's hilarious because the only interesting people I've ever met have been thin.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha, found it:

http://magaimg.net/img/9vl1.gif

That comic is the most beta, cringe, cope shit ever. The dadbod types depicted do not have any interesting hobbies. They sit around eating fast food, watching tv, and playing video games.

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[–] BACKSTREET_BEETUS 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

States people are dicks to judge, right after judging a gym bro

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[–] NoSJW ago 

If you weigh double the weight that an average human frame and organs are designed to supoort and can't do ordinary tasks that normal people your age can do, I'm hard-pressed to think that could be healthy.

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wow, guys. She walked 5k. That's quite an accomplishment!

/s

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Time: 99:99:99

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[–] AntiHam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The average human walking speed is about 5k per hour.

I'll never not lol when anybody brags about a 5k.

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[–] High_Sierra_Trail 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

More likely waddled.

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[–] physicscat ago 

Her "sources" are hilarious.

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[–] metalmouthhoebag ago 

Shit like this is why we need to stigmatize being fat again.

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[–] Tiessa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Neat, and I’m unapologetically disgusted by it.

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