[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"I was about to send a 'thunderous clapback' to a spam email when it occurred to me that I could write a long whining article about how I'm too busy being a successful writer to exercise and lose weight. Yes, I know lots of successful writers aren't pigs, but I have to be because Nutella makes me creative reeeeeeee."
[–] Veganablavatsky 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This reminds me of that cope comic where the fat guy says that he's better than the fit guy because he can spend his time doing non-fitness related things and is interesting. It's hilarious because the only interesting people I've ever met have been thin.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Haha, found it:
http://magaimg.net/img/9vl1.gif
That comic is the most beta, cringe, cope shit ever. The dadbod types depicted do not have any interesting hobbies. They sit around eating fast food, watching tv, and playing video games.
[–] BACKSTREET_BEETUS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
States people are dicks to judge, right after judging a gym bro