[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
They ate all my pea sprouts when they were only a foot tall. The deer must die.
[–] thecajunone 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ah the old Reddit switch a- omg someone pls kill me
[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They eat all of our plants, crops and non-crops, and they've fucked up my cars and trucks on numerous occasions. Fuck deer. Cull them and eat them. I'd fucking waste all of those dumb motherfuckers on our property if we weren't technically within "city" limits. I fucking hate deer, but they can't hold a candle to my hatred toward niggers; of all the damage and insurance premiums deer have caused me, they don't even compare to the taxes I've spent on niggers.
[–] lord_nougat 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
so there's no bag limit?
[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Also better looking than a nigger.
[–] jonnyquest 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
...and the smell?
[–] blumen4alles 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
I do that to deer that live near me. Usually I can feel them looking at me from a distance. I make eye contact then bow breaking eye contact. Eyes emit energy others can feel, that is why if you are hunting something you shouldn't look directly at it for long.
Sometimes I will stomp my foot to keep them on their hooves.
Dark skin, dark minds.
[–] Morbo 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Eyes emit energy others can feel, that is why if you are hunting something you shouldn't look directly at it for long.
Superstitious bullshit. Tests have been done to determine if people can tell that someone is staring at them and the results were no better than random guesses.
[–] Wowbagger 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
While I agree that what Blumen suggests is BS I do think that at times we sense things on a somewhat subconscious level via hearing or out of the corners of our eyes or perhaps even touch, such as a small tremor. Those things might produce a lower-brain response because they're subtle and not understood. I could be full of it but it matches up with my personal experience.
[–] blumen4alles 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Get ready to suck it:
Science Proves Human Eyes Emit Energy Beams
I bet you take The Bible literally as well. Hurr durr superstitious bullshit.
LOL
[–] blumen4alles 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I have been walking through the forest and felt something looking at me, spun around to see an owl up in a tree. My eyes went right to it.
[–] StandsWithABeer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That is an Axis deer. They are tame, can be kept in a regular livestock fence which they do not jump, eat grass not leaves have fawn spots all their life. https://www.google.com/search?q=Axis+deer+antlers+in+both+sexes&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-1-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiO68b8lJPmAhWHuZ4KHf_nAJoQsAR6BAgIEAE&biw=1233&bih=649
[–] ichlibejuice 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
See how calm they are around humans. Would only happen in Asian countries where there's no niggers to permanently scare them of human interaction.
[–] Ernpress 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Pesky critters eat all my flowers, but at least they don’t steal my car.
[–] puggy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
carry ticks but at least they don't hate whites
[–] toobaditworks 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Deer jerky tastes great. Nigger jerky tastes like burnt ripple.