[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Invite a dozen family members over, then open with "Let me tell you about the jews..."
A two pound bird should do you.
[–] Demonsweat2 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The fuckin turkey was .29 cents per pound. Your welcome.
[–] drakesdoom2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you use it as an excuse to travel to see family do that two weeks before out after and save over half on your trip expenses. Easier to schedule time off too.
[–] QueenAlt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When you prepare all the vegetables, save the peels and ends. I freeze them & keep adding them to a gallon ziploc in the freezer until I get enough to make a nice vegetable broth.
Perfect base for soups & stews.