[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Invite a dozen family members over, then open with "Let me tell you about the jews..."
A two pound bird should do you.
[–] drakesdoom2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you use it as an excuse to travel to see family do that two weeks before out after and save over half on your trip expenses. Easier to schedule time off too.
[–] Demonsweat2 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The fuckin turkey was .29 cents per pound. Your welcome.
[–] ibepokey ago
put that broth in an ice cube tray. store the cubes in 1 cup quantities in the freezer