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[–] Master_Foo ago 

If you can't plow a field with a buffalo you are not a farmer.

I can do that.

If you can't do all furniture in your house with a saw and a hummer, you are not a human.

I can do that.

What's your excuse?

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[–] generate ago 

How about jumping trees as fast as monkeys?

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[–] Master_Foo ago 

Well, you got me there. I'm not a nigger high on cocaine. So, that's one thing I can't do.