[–] Sir_Charming 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[M] @PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES Liechtenstein is unable to send help at this time due to our war with the dwarves of the Alp Mountains.
[–] Evilbrennan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Elves are heretics! We support China in that thing they said!
[–] Daylom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
[M]You fools! your inability to act has allowed the elven menace to spread to England, where they're becomingProfessional wrestlers!
[–] PM_Me_Your_Hunter2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Although not an ally, North Korea sees the elves as 2spooky4us. We shall send over our best Starvation and Parades units at once!
[–] Polsaker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
@PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES Argentina will collaborate with 50 of its best commando penguins.
[–] Greenland 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
@PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES Greenland is ready to mobilize it's entire military fleet of three polar bears to combat the rising problems of Elves in Iceland.
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[M] Goddammit, the title of the post had me worried.
The existence of elves in Iceland is currently uncertain, and should not be seen as a problem. We find it worrying that the Philippines is so quick to judge an entire race of creatures like this, the fact that you call this a "sensitive topic" only shows your ignorance and we feel that your blatant racism is the only "big, underlying issue" in this discussion. We are especially saddened to hear this hate speech from our neighbour @Greenland, shame on you, we only acted like we liked you because you were under Denmark's protection anyway, óviðkomandi skít land!
[–] Greenland 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So, that's how you wan't to play ball, is it neighbor? Consider us at war! My military has been dispatched, and will arrive at your shores immediately. You have no army, so we could take Reykjavik even if we didn't have polar bears. Dette er nu den nye # 1 sang på den grønlandske radio!
[M] to be clear it's meta, I'll just say that my military doesn't even have polar bears, it is non existant
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[M] Hahahaha, I should make that my new national anthem. I think it might need a few more lyrics though
Iceland will crush you so hard, you'll be more fucked up than a pair of Polish diplomats at the Radisson Blu.
[–] Thorium 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We see right through your bullshit, Iceland. Everyone knows you just want to keep all the Elves for yourselves.
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shh, don't tell the others.