[–] Sk8rminion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Polar bears have BLACK skin, and CLEAR fur. That they appear 'white' is an illusion.
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You are not wrong.
I met a polar bear once and asked it if it was truly white or a nigger in disguise.
Polar bear replied GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I said, “well that was rude, didn’t your mother teach you any manners”?
Polar bear, looking perplexed responded again “GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR GAAAAAARRRRRRRR GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Admittedly my ability to speak bear is limited to brown, black, panda and grizzly bears so this strange dialect was more than troubling, was becoming slightly concerned.. I said aloud “excuse me kind sir, your attitude is less than flattering and quite frankly, your breath is beyond horrid, would you perhaps like a mint?”
Again the polar bear, in his obvious dismay screamed right in my face “GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR snarl GAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
At this point it was clear the polar bear had a poor disposition so I offered him a beer.
We have been good friends ever since, sometimes he sends me baby seals.., he thinks I will eat them, silly bear.
[–] Lavender7 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ok boomer