[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Holy shit.... I think it's like 18 years old or something... I have an uncanny ability to decrypt age highly encrypted by fatness.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's a skill I'm sure will get you far in life :-)
[–] MudsharkMarge 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
That's a niggalump, as opposed to heffalump.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
that is not possible.
[–] Splooge 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
ELA checks out: https://magaimg.net/img/9nha.png
Likely not photoshop.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
I can't place the memory this triggers--something about a fat man on stilts or something, literally tilting back and forth with every step it takes. My mind keeps wanting to show me the octopus-legged boss monster from Monsters Inc. but that's not it.
Maybe it was just a nightmare I had once.
I cannot imagine how this thing manages to walk.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Pretty sure it doesn't.
I mean, that's what scooty puffs are for, right?
[–] Swallowdaredpill 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
How the fuck would that thing even sit on a toilet without making it disappear.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks for that mental image!
[–] Leroy_Antoine 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Ultimate MySpace angle queen.
It is funny how she pulls her arms back to hide her arm fat that is exposed, as if everything under the clothing is invisible or something.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Her arms are back to hold herself up with that railing. It's probably impossible to have any kind of balance with that shape, so in order to hold still long enough for the photo she had to hold on to that railing. I'm amazed it didn't break.
[–] Leroy_Antoine ago
I think the ass protruding 3ft + would make it impossible for her to reach the railing by hand.