[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe by eating lots of halal pork?
[–] Vampyregod 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My name is Humpty
Pronounced with an -umpty...
[–] CoomerBane 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You know with all the gmos in our food you got to wounder if these super fats are still human any more.
[–] Neon_Scrotum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This thing can't be real. How could it even get through a door?
[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sofa?
[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's got to be a 5-seater