[–] Swallowdaredpill 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
How the fuck would that thing even sit on a toilet without making it disappear.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks for that mental image!
[–] RetardLand 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's like when squidward ate too many krabby patties and it went straight to his thighs. Hopefully she explodes also like squidward.
[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sofa?
[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's got to be a 5-seater
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
I can't place the memory this triggers--something about a fat man on stilts or something, literally tilting back and forth with every step it takes. My mind keeps wanting to show me the octopus-legged boss monster from Monsters Inc. but that's not it.
Maybe it was just a nightmare I had once.
I cannot imagine how this thing manages to walk.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Pretty sure it doesn't.
I mean, that's what scooty puffs are for, right?