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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Jesus fucking Christ.

I can't place the memory this triggers--something about a fat man on stilts or something, literally tilting back and forth with every step it takes. My mind keeps wanting to show me the octopus-legged boss monster from Monsters Inc. but that's not it.

Maybe it was just a nightmare I had once.

I cannot imagine how this thing manages to walk.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pretty sure it doesn't.

I mean, that's what scooty puffs are for, right?

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[–] Swallowdaredpill 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How the fuck would that thing even sit on a toilet without making it disappear.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks for that mental image!

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[–] RetardLand 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's like when squidward ate too many krabby patties and it went straight to his thighs. Hopefully she explodes also like squidward.

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[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When people ask what a Lizzo is

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sofa?

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's got to be a 5-seater

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[–] Cathat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Progressive lipodystrophy

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[–] tokui 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Top commenter has to take her as waifu.

Voat away!

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[–] waucka 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I can't help but feel the need to help this woman. She deserves compassionate treatment. Anybody got a spare tank of argon and a plastic bag?

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