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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

In all fairness, there is a high risk of slipping into dangerous starvation mode given the exertion required to reach the Cheez-Its and 2 liter of life-giving soda pop, hence the emergency block of cheddar.

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[–] 21412295? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

the most legitimate reason to hate fats being fat fucking pigs

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[–] figtreeofshame 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wonder why people hate me?

Eats entire block of cheese.

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[–] Neon_Scrotum 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The truly charming thing about this is imagining that two-pound block of cheese clogging up this thing's bowels such that it has to be taken to the hospital so some lucky doctor can stick his hand up its ass and unclog it.

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is that really a huge block of cheese? Really? It takes an enormous block of it to the park? This is a fat who just doesn't care about anything anymore. It's given up on living like a human being.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Lol... I did something similar once... Devoured an entire block of cheese in public... But we were about 70 miles in on the Appalachian Trail!

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see this shit all the time, although it's rarely this blatantly bad. People consuming thousands of calories in a single sitting that do not need those calories. I'm not talking about someone eating a donut or a pizza slice or french fries or an ice cream cone, because I eat all of those things on the regular. I see people devour two (!!!) fast food meals in a single sitting, with full-sugar soda and half a cake for dessert, for lunch. It's sickening to watch people kill themselves in this fashion. If people at my job were shooting up junk in the breakroom, they would be fired instantly. But somehow "shooting up" beetus is OK because hey we all need to eat, and I need to eat, genetics, blah blah blah.

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[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whatever that thing is, it isn't human. It's not even an animal. It's something of a cross between a massive tumor and feces. Kill it with fire.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just casualty eating a block of cheese meant to serve a large party, no big deal.

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[–] CaptainCarrotSticks ago 

Your typo is more correct than correct would be

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[–] YamaMaya ago 

Haha oh man

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