[–] figtreeofshame 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wonder why people hate me?
Eats entire block of cheese.
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
In all fairness, there is a high risk of slipping into dangerous starvation mode given the exertion required to reach the Cheez-Its and 2 liter of life-giving soda pop, hence the emergency block of cheddar.
[–] Neon_Scrotum 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The truly charming thing about this is imagining that two-pound block of cheese clogging up this thing's bowels such that it has to be taken to the hospital so some lucky doctor can stick his hand up its ass and unclog it.