[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If your asshole was that big, you'd never hear the farts.
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
and he was holding it back. Imagine if he let'r rip. The camera operators would have no eyebrows
[–] AngelofDeath 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
That was greasy.
[–] Penguinpecker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He's gonna get a cleaning bill for the chair he fucked up.
[–] TopLobster 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I thought it was fake, but here he tries to deny it?
[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's not fake - it happened on live TV.
[–] Yachtzyachtz 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
He totally pauses for it, he either heard it before we hear it in the video or he was the farter. LOL.
[–] Herkules97 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why can't he admit he farted? What does he have against farts.
[–] CrudOMatic ago (edited ago)
Saying Swalwell has something against farts is an (cl)assist assumption.
[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
holy fuck I hope this is true.
[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Happened on live TV, man. He even tried to defend himself after the fact.
[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
fucking awesome, I guess his sphincter is kind of loose from all that dick lol
[–] Reckoning67 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Probably smelled like Schiff’s seamen
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm going to spend the rest of my days wishing I never read that sentence. Fuck you very much, and go kill yourself.
[–] AnonThrowaway 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
He was just flirtin' with Chris Matthews.
[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In case you don't get the reference:
https://youtu.be/_K_-D5B7DIg