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[–] blumen4alles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL the pause before the push.

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[–] ArcAngel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

sounds slightly used..

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[–] RedWolfTheAnimal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why is everyone farting on tv all of the sudden?

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[–] CowboyXero 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why should today be any different?

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[–] Fuckle_Chucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Reminds me of a joke.

A lumberjack was sitting in his favorite watering hole having a cold one. Pretty soon two faggots come in and sit down at the bar. The fags start chriping at each other (like fags are want to do) about clothing, makeup, celebrities—the usual shit. Pretty soon one announces that he has to fart and lets out an almost imperceptible squeak. His boyfriend giggles and lets one out of his own, which is even weaker than the first.

Hearing this, the lumberjack decides to show them what a man can do and lets out a fart so loud the wine glasses tinkle. Hearing this, the faggots start laughing uproariously and call out in unison: "Virgin!"

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[–] Maggotfeast ago 

I don't get it, wouldn't the virgin have the tight squeaky farts?

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[–] Leveraction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

95% are tuned out eric the idiot. Go fuck yourself loser!

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[–] Leveraction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Eric the idiot needs to be taken out back and put out of his misery! No one listens to this jackass except himself, barf!

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[–] Steelerfish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I bet Barney Frank is masturbating to that clip on a Continuous loop as you read this comment right now...

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[–] Jiggggg ago 

Very, very disrespectful

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