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[–] AnonThrowaway 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

He was just flirtin' with Chris Matthews.

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[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In case you don't get the reference:

https://youtu.be/_K_-D5B7DIg

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[–] 21399374? 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

hard to hold those farts in with a 3" diameter asshole

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If your asshole was that big, you'd never hear the farts.

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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

and he was holding it back. Imagine if he let'r rip. The camera operators would have no eyebrows

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[–] AngelofDeath 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

That was greasy.

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[–] Penguinpecker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He's gonna get a cleaning bill for the chair he fucked up.

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[–] TopLobster 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I thought it was fake, but here he tries to deny it?

Eric Fartswell

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[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's not fake - it happened on live TV.

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[–] Yachtzyachtz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He totally pauses for it, he either heard it before we hear it in the video or he was the farter. LOL.

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[–] Heebro 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

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[–] TopLobster 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He who denied it, supplied it

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[–] Herkules97 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why can't he admit he farted? What does he have against farts.

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[–] CrudOMatic ago  (edited ago)

Saying Swalwell has something against farts is an (cl)assist assumption.

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

holy fuck I hope this is true.

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[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Happened on live TV, man. He even tried to defend himself after the fact.

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

fucking awesome, I guess his sphincter is kind of loose from all that dick lol

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[–] Greasy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You should crosspost this to /v/Farts.

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[–] BraunF14 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Lol greasy. Seriously your username checks out on this one.

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[–] Reckoning67 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably smelled like Schiff’s seamen

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm going to spend the rest of my days wishing I never read that sentence. Fuck you very much, and go kill yourself.

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[–] Heebro ago 

Well, half low tide smelling Schiff goo and other half, half digested chicken Alfredo he had the night before.

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