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[–] 21399374? 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

hard to hold those farts in with a 3" diameter asshole

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If your asshole was that big, you'd never hear the farts.

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[–] AZ_PATRIOT3 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hahahah fuck

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[–] reason247 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You mis-spelled Swallow-well

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

holy fuck I hope this is true.

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[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Happened on live TV, man. He even tried to defend himself after the fact.

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

fucking awesome, I guess his sphincter is kind of loose from all that dick lol

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[–] Niggertoes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Kek knows no bounds.

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[–] Greasy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You should crosspost this to /v/Farts.

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[–] BraunF14 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Lol greasy. Seriously your username checks out on this one.

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[–] Firevine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That was his Hindi translator

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[–] Reckoning67 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably smelled like Schiff’s seamen

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm going to spend the rest of my days wishing I never read that sentence. Fuck you very much, and go kill yourself.

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[–] Heebro ago 

Well, half low tide smelling Schiff goo and other half, half digested chicken Alfredo he had the night before.

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