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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What a pants-shitting monster.

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[–] Cat_anon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Dubbed in?

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[–] Optional_Reading 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thought it was dubbed but washingtonexaminer ran a story already about it.

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[–] 21399375? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

it's real.

fucking hilarious

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The way he pauses to force it out makes me think it's real. Listen to it again. He doesn't keep talking through it. There is a distinct pause while he vacates his ass. Then he resumes like nothing happened. The fact his face did not react with any sign of humiliation is about the only thing making me doubt this. I give it a 50/50.

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[–] yuzernaym 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He's a politician, he's used to acting/lying/keeping a poker face. He 100% farted loudly on live TV.

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"VACATES" .. Hahahahahahhaha

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[–] Reckoning67 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably smelled like Schiff’s seamen

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm going to spend the rest of my days wishing I never read that sentence. Fuck you very much, and go kill yourself.

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[–] Heebro ago 

Well, half low tide smelling Schiff goo and other half, half digested chicken Alfredo he had the night before.

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[–] Greasy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You should crosspost this to /v/Farts.

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[–] BraunF14 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Lol greasy. Seriously your username checks out on this one.

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

holy fuck I hope this is true.

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[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Happened on live TV, man. He even tried to defend himself after the fact.

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

fucking awesome, I guess his sphincter is kind of loose from all that dick lol

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[–] TopLobster 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I thought it was fake, but here he tries to deny it?

Eric Fartswell

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[–] Herkules97 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why can't he admit he farted? What does he have against farts.

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[–] CrudOMatic ago  (edited ago)

Saying Swalwell has something against farts is an (cl)assist assumption.

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[–] Heebro 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

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[–] TopLobster 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He who denied it, supplied it

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[–] Yachtzyachtz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He totally pauses for it, he either heard it before we hear it in the video or he was the farter. LOL.

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[–] TestForScience [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's not fake - it happened on live TV.

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[–] AngelofDeath 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

That was greasy.

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[–] Penguinpecker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He's gonna get a cleaning bill for the chair he fucked up.

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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

and he was holding it back. Imagine if he let'r rip. The camera operators would have no eyebrows

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