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[–] 123456788 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

I like how he stays, looks back, and ponders whether or not he should finish.

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[–] narcissist 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Dammit.. that's what I was thinking. First he's like WTFOMG. Did I do that?

Then's he's like can I finish... nope it's not working.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

I hate it when that happens

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[–] Fuckle_Chucks 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Last time that happened to me I got arrested.

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[–] Footnote220 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

Oh deer

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[–] GritD2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You shouldn't have been trying to fuck your neighbors lawn deer!

Buy your own!

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[–] drhitler 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

wtf it thinks the deer is real, why didn't it think the wolf was real?

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[–] 123456788 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Bucks are borderline retarded during the rut (deer mating season).

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[–] Anam 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Humans are in a permanent rut.

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[–] maaaxheadroom 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Brain fuck. Poor bastard. Humans are jews from where they stand.

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[–] Morbo 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago  (edited ago)

A nigger deer would just keep going till he's done nuttin'.

Edit: deer not dear

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[–] Lagmonster 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Than he'd tag out and let his homie have a go.

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[–] GritD2 ago 

Ain't no fun if the neighborhood doesnt get some

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[–] dassaer ago 

Just doin da blac velvet ...

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fucking hilarious. He was like "oh fuck! I killed her! Baby? Baby, you ok?"

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[–] Hoonsuit 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

That takes giving head, to a whole new level.

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[–] Morbo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

He fucked her brains out.

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[–] CrudOMatic 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Getting head? More liek taking head... amirite, or amirite?

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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol... I think this is actually getting head

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[–] AmericanBannedStand ago 

Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads

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[–] Royalseq 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh deer lord!

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