[–] Blacksmith21 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I like you @Zadim, so I will share this story. Upon election of PDJT, I said to my wife, I know it won't happen, but here's what I'd like to see. Little did I know then, it would take 3+ years:
After 0 and Big Mike got onboard Executive One, it lifts to about 250' and holds. The doors slide open and there is a small desk midship and a 3 judge panel wearing battle rattle. Gavel slams.
2 MPs slip aircraft cable nooses over the necks of 0 and BM, tethered to the skids, and then shove them out the door to a 25' drop. Big Mike's Spanx are pulled down around the ankles and (according to ETW) his 10" crank is twisting in the prop wash.
Hung until dead. Soon. Very, soon.
[–] JohnQ-Arkenstone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
LOL, good story! Thanks for the laugh.
[–] AlphabeticalAnon ago
Well they call him a fucking queer,
And he's got a tiny dick and balls,
A reptilian hermaphrodite lizard bitch,
And his husband 'Buma got no balls.
I swear I hear the tune to They Call Me An Engineer in there somewhere.