[–] Splooge 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
This is one of those stories that makes me understand why "have sex" is a meme.
For one, do masturbation machines really work if you're missing 20k nerve endings? And if your balls were really abused that badly, they'd burst, not swell. And if you really got to that point, you'd be dragged back "to camp" unconscious, not hobbling, and certainly not on your own, and certainly not still capable of speech to any degree.
[–] White_pride_cis 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I read this fourchan post too
[–] TwistedSista ago
Think it has meme-merit?! Did you share it anywhere?
[–] White_pride_cis ago
I saved all of the photos to send to my friends. I have redpilled one. Most don't care. They identify that the Jews are shitty, but ultimately don't care. The claims are so outlandish that you can't help but look it up
[–] Cat_anon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How do you masturbate a dead worm?
[–] TwistedSista ago
I hope no Dune references crop up in this line of thinking...