[–] MelatoninDreams 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You went to South Africa to watch the World Cup. So basically you spent thousands of dollars or pounds or euros or whatever to go to a former First World nation that is now a Third World shithole.
Just to watch a bunch of games where the main strategy is that when a guy gets bumped in the elbow, he launches himself into the ground and then points at his knee, gets up, and limps around until either: the referee sees through his story and shows him the yellow card, where he starts crying like a baby and he fakes at making a lunge at the referee and his teammates have to fake at holding him back.
Or the referee buys his bullshit and shows the other guy the yellow card and then he celebrates: miraculously, his knee wound has been cured.
[–] shitface9000 ago
Cashier in a NYC grocery store, obviously FOB from the heart of Africa, didn 't know how to make change.
[–] RockmanRaiden ago
The manager standing in between them is another job added to the numbers. Meaning there's no problem at all. Get that GOP up.
[–] SchwoogNite96 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If that tableau was acted out here in the states, the APEfirmative Akshun register operator hires would be out back smoking memfall cig'ritts, checking Snapchat on their sail foams on an extended two-hour mid-morning "break".
[–] Bigneckedmanjr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Better kill off all the people who grow the food...