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[–] GritD2 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

After the order was processed at 150 Park Row, New York, NY 10007 , an unfortunate error was discovered due to the automatic replenish check box being checked. Because no further deliveries could be sent there due to a "nap time" sign on the locked door, this automatically forwarded the request to One Police Plaza , NY, NY. where the order was replenished 10 times . Thankfully error was discovered and corrected. They forgave Mrs. Clinton for the 10 deliveries , however she was advised to be more careful in the future or they would have to charge her next time.

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder ago 

Lol

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If you’re gonna commit suicide don’t tell anybody they’ll try to talk you out of it. Just do it. Not saying I want anyone to commit suicide. Just saying. It’s landed me in jail before.

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[–] Trash_Panda ago 

Or, you know. Don't

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[–] dickbutt ago 

Oh look at this guy over here with something nice to look forward to this year.

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[–] Luis_Sphincta ago 

Just be thankful it's no longer a capital offense.

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[–] bubby963 ago 

And dont tell the suicide line or theyll send the police over and have you arrested for a week or something. During which time you could lose your job and depending on country have large hospital bills.

Because if you werent suicidal enough before then theyll make sure you are after

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[–] NiggadermCQ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, you wanted the Suicide Helpline, let me get you the number. 1, 800, Epstien Didn't Kill Himself.

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[–] 21264716? ago 

Finally, a satire site to compete with the Babylon Bee.

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[–] fuckmyreddit ago 

Haha. She could order a legal suicide in oregon. Funny article.