[–] interstate-15 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
Guy didn't even waste his time.
[–] lefthandpath 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] swohio 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I'd say "don't be fat" should be rule number 1. I don't care how "pretty your face is," I'm not going to fuck you if you're fat (and guess what, your face isn't pretty when it's covered in fat.) I could get past a less attractive face on a chick with a banging body though.
[–] sometimessage 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
People should be careful calling themselves a unicorn. In the swingers communty a "unicorn" is a single female who likes to have threesomes. Typically with married couples, unicorns also have a tendency to be mildly crazy.
[–] BingoButts 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Nothing wrong with such activities between human sized adults. Just in most social situations when someone calls themselves a unicorn they are really just a fat rhino with bad skin.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's a reason they're called unicorns. You've heard stories of them, but they don't exist. That is unless you're into hams or crazy people.
[–] sometimessage ago
There are many sites for swingers, you could find one there. Also r****t has several communities where you might be able to find one.
[–] Drdian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Interesting. though to be fair, I'd say people generally are more familiar with the meaning of unicorn as "something rare - i.e a rare breed" than this swinger definition, which is new to me. Still though, this fatwit has no business calling herself that, considering it's perfectly normal for peopel to be repulsed at the idea of sleeping with someone obese. the delusion is strong, as always.
[–] sometimessage ago
I think that the swingers term unicorn probably came out of it's rarity. It is rare for a single woman to want to be a third, she is impossible to find in the community.
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Boom! Shotgun to the Fupa.
[–] lefthandpath 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Shot through the heart, 'cause you're too fat. You give love, diabetes! (Bon Bon Jovi)
[–] markrod420 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Right to the point, not that spheres have points.
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Clearly they can't handle her curves.
[–] CheckYourFupa 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Her face is beat too if chubby chasers didn't want her either.
[–] smelly_farts ago
I know a few like that. Fat 30+ and 'waiting' for thin muscular prince charming to sweep them off their feet and (carry) them off to their castle.
[–] mig2k 0 points 47 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago
"unicorn"? Just say hungry hungry hippo and be done with it
[–] PoopToaster 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Rhino
[–] Nymphios 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Indeed "unicorn" is the biblical name for rhinos (I have no idea where the notion of a horned horse came from, probably some drunken Scotsmen), so this is very deeply a natural fit.