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[–] smelly_farts ago 

I know a few like that. Fat 30+ and 'waiting' for thin muscular prince charming to sweep them off their feet and (carry) them off to their castle.

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[–] culofiesta ago 

They want to be friends because they have fat guilt but not enough to fuck her

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[–] fatstriggerme ago 

I'm sure her horn is really a corn dog self five

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[–] CheckYourFupa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Her face is beat too if chubby chasers didn't want her either.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Clearly they can't handle her curves.

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[–] Old_Shitlord ago 

Or perhaps intimidated by strong women.

/s

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[–] sometimessage 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

People should be careful calling themselves a unicorn. In the swingers communty a "unicorn" is a single female who likes to have threesomes. Typically with married couples, unicorns also have a tendency to be mildly crazy.

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[–] Drdian 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Interesting. though to be fair, I'd say people generally are more familiar with the meaning of unicorn as "something rare - i.e a rare breed" than this swinger definition, which is new to me. Still though, this fatwit has no business calling herself that, considering it's perfectly normal for peopel to be repulsed at the idea of sleeping with someone obese. the delusion is strong, as always.

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[–] sometimessage ago 

I think that the swingers term unicorn probably came out of it's rarity. It is rare for a single woman to want to be a third, she is impossible to find in the community.

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[–] Hilarious [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Where would one find such a person? Out of scientific curiosity.

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[–] sometimessage ago 

There are many sites for swingers, you could find one there. Also r****t has several communities where you might be able to find one.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There's a reason they're called unicorns. You've heard stories of them, but they don't exist. That is unless you're into hams or crazy people.

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[–] BingoButts 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Nothing wrong with such activities between human sized adults. Just in most social situations when someone calls themselves a unicorn they are really just a fat rhino with bad skin.

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[–] Hilarious [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is the only goddess/unicorn/majestic flower I'm familiar with. When you can't actually look good, play pretend?

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[–] mig2k 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

"unicorn"? Just say hungry hungry hippo and be done with it

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Rhino

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Indeed "unicorn" is the biblical name for rhinos (I have no idea where the notion of a horned horse came from, probably some drunken Scotsmen), so this is very deeply a natural fit.

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[–] markrod420 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Right to the point, not that spheres have points.

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