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[–] interstate-15 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Guy didn't even waste his time.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

  1. Be attractive.
  2. Don't be fat. (which is really the same as the first one.)

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[–] swohio 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I'd say "don't be fat" should be rule number 1. I don't care how "pretty your face is," I'm not going to fuck you if you're fat (and guess what, your face isn't pretty when it's covered in fat.) I could get past a less attractive face on a chick with a banging body though.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Boom! Shotgun to the Fupa.

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[–] lefthandpath 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Shot through the heart, 'cause you're too fat. You give love, diabetes! (Bon Bon Jovi)