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[–] interstate-15 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Guy didn't even waste his time.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

  1. Be attractive.
  2. Don't be fat. (which is really the same as the first one.)

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[–] swohio 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I'd say "don't be fat" should be rule number 1. I don't care how "pretty your face is," I'm not going to fuck you if you're fat (and guess what, your face isn't pretty when it's covered in fat.) I could get past a less attractive face on a chick with a banging body though.

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[–] mig2k 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

"unicorn"? Just say hungry hungry hippo and be done with it

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Rhino

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Indeed "unicorn" is the biblical name for rhinos (I have no idea where the notion of a horned horse came from, probably some drunken Scotsmen), so this is very deeply a natural fit.