[–]swohio0 points
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I'd say "don't be fat" should be rule number 1. I don't care how "pretty your face is," I'm not going to fuck you if you're fat (and guess what, your face isn't pretty when it's covered in fat.) I could get past a less attractive face on a chick with a banging body though.
Indeed "unicorn" is the biblical name for rhinos (I have no idea where the notion of a horned horse came from, probably some drunken Scotsmen), so this is very deeply a natural fit.
[–] interstate-15 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
Guy didn't even waste his time.
[–] lefthandpath 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] swohio 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I'd say "don't be fat" should be rule number 1. I don't care how "pretty your face is," I'm not going to fuck you if you're fat (and guess what, your face isn't pretty when it's covered in fat.) I could get past a less attractive face on a chick with a banging body though.