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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"I vant to drink your cholesterol!"

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[–] Rialed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don’t blame the vampires. The blood they suck is so full of fats and cholesterol that it’s impossible to live up to the unrealistic media portrayals of yesteryear.

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[–] MatthewMarkLuke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eeeww

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[–] Halalpork 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

puts the but in butter

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Guess. The. Gender.

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The usual. Eyes nearly closed and mouth sunken into the vast surroundings of blubber. Very creepy, actually.

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[–] MassiveManMammaries 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Face like a full moon

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[–] Gimme_Shelter ago 

Hey ... Black is so slimming though.

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[–] FuckFatAcceptance ago 

🌝

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[–] OrsonKaarte ago 

My first thought exactly when I looked at the pic!

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[–] MassiveManMammaries 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Imagine looking up into the sky one night and seeing that face up there