[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nothing tops the stomach bug I've had this week. @Native.
[–] Native 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I heard about that, i'm glad you recovered.
And for sure you win this round! Back in college I had real food poisoning (most people say they have it and don't) after eating suishi at a car stop (I was bullied into it) I was puking and shitting for three days. I couldn't even lay around and watch TV all day, I was just in pain the whole time. So I feel for ya.
[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
TIL Manliness is measured in ass blood.
[–] Native 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well to be fair, it's one of three measures....
I'll let @calmhurt_legbeard and @hatecumbuckets give you the other two
Also, i'm having the chili again so please pray for me
[–] QualityShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That sounds like some damn good chili.
[–] lord_nougat ago
PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
[–] KVDSUV 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Put on a g-suit and keep abdomen pressure. You can do this!
[–] QualityShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gonna add some boiled eggs and cabbage to the mix...