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[–] KVDSUV 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Put on a g-suit and keep abdomen pressure. You can do this!

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[–] QualityShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Gonna add some boiled eggs and cabbage to the mix...

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[–] Beldin242 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Enjoy your McShits.

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[–] Diggernicks 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Pics or it didn't happen.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nothing tops the stomach bug I've had this week. @Native.

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[–] Native 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I heard about that, i'm glad you recovered.

And for sure you win this round! Back in college I had real food poisoning (most people say they have it and don't) after eating suishi at a car stop (I was bullied into it) I was puking and shitting for three days. I couldn't even lay around and watch TV all day, I was just in pain the whole time. So I feel for ya.

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[–] Native 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

This may be a bit TMI...I bled from my ass today.

I had spici chili last night and paid the price. Freaked me the fuck out.

Basically what i'm saying is that I one upped you with my manliness

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

TIL Manliness is measured in ass blood.

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[–] Native 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well to be fair, it's one of three measures....

I'll let @calmhurt_legbeard and @hatecumbuckets give you the other two

Also, i'm having the chili again so please pray for me

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

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[–] Native ago 

funny thing is I was actually thinking about taking a picture cause it grossed me out. It would have been hilarious if I actually listened to my intuition and posted it for laughs

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[–] QualityShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds like some damn good chili.

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[–] GoonFag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao I just ate McDonald’s rn too and I feel the same way.

Fuck McDonald’s