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[–] Fizzywigs 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Finding out that my dad wouldn't let me go fishing with him because he was actually cheating on my mom instead @-@

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[–] Nitrous 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Haha he was fishing all right. Just a different kind of fish. Pink snapper.

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[–] Fizzywigs ago 

xD Good one m8 Idk why the downvoat. I'm not sensitive.

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[–] BrazilianRider 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At least now you know it wasn't because your dad didn't love you?

Seriously though, that sucks.

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[–] Nitrous 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

When i realized the WWE formally the WWF was fake.

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[–] Weedaholic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] lyin4rmu ago 

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[–] ReanLu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If this still grinds your gears, just think of it as several highly skilled individuals doing what they love you for entertainment. Scripting allowed for more drama, more fun, fewer injuries, all of which lead to it's great success.

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[–] sugleris ago 

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[–] kevashcraft 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A few weeks before christmas my parents put big, wrapped boxes under the tree. I was fascinated and spent so much time wondering and hoping for what could be inside them, trying to weight all the possibilities that my 10-year-old brain could come up with.

Then, the morning came and we started opening them. Inside the big box was another wrapped box. Then inside that, another, and another, and another.

In the end it was a small box that held a yearlong Disney pass. And yeah, that's an awesome gift, but I had been so looking forward to something big and exciting that the pass was a complete disappointment and made me run back to my room, crying because I didn't get what I want.

The rest of that year we all had a lot of fun going there every few weeks, but that initial unwrapping still stands out as a major first-world disappointment.

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[–] ColaEuphoria 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

At least it didn't turn out to be socks in an Xbox container. Some parents are real shitty.

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[–] redshelled 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

As a kid I used to dream about flying through nebulae, but then as I got older I realized that they are so spread out that you couldn't see the nebula itself from inside it :(

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[–] Lyssalou 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Finding out that Santa wasn't real. It took me a few extra months to put it together that if Santa wasn't real, neither were the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. It was a rough few months for tiny me.

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[–] mastranios 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I feel you there man. And I was told right around my birthday so it made everything a lot harder. That was the worst 25th birthday ever.

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[–] escape 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Being poor. Though it motivated me to not be poor as an adult. So I guess I got that going for me.

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[–] Wedhro 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

God not answering to my prayers. It's not what made me an atheist, but for sure it hurt.

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[–] kjelle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

God has been working on his receiver for awhile now. It should be working properly soon™.

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[–] Wedhro 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I would laugh but I still remember the existential crysis I experienced back then because God was ignoring me, something a 10 years old kid shouldn't be burdened with.

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[–] lyin4rmu 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Those sponge dinosaur things that you add water to.

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[–] ttyy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You kidding me, those were awesome!

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[–] Wizzleteats ago 

Those things sucked. Same with sea monkeys.

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[–] intiraymi ago 

I hear you have to mix them with semen to get cool results....

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