[–] piquedinterest 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
How the hungry hungry hippos kept eating and eating but never got fatter
[–] Gerplunckamo 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The sex was definitely a downer.
[–] ColaEuphoria 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What?
[–] mastranios 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I feel you there man. And I was told right around my birthday so it made everything a lot harder. That was the worst 25th birthday ever.
[–] redshelled 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
As a kid I used to dream about flying through nebulae, but then as I got older I realized that they are so spread out that you couldn't see the nebula itself from inside it :(
[–] kevashcraft 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
A few weeks before christmas my parents put big, wrapped boxes under the tree. I was fascinated and spent so much time wondering and hoping for what could be inside them, trying to weight all the possibilities that my 10-year-old brain could come up with.
Then, the morning came and we started opening them. Inside the big box was another wrapped box. Then inside that, another, and another, and another.
In the end it was a small box that held a yearlong Disney pass. And yeah, that's an awesome gift, but I had been so looking forward to something big and exciting that the pass was a complete disappointment and made me run back to my room, crying because I didn't get what I want.
The rest of that year we all had a lot of fun going there every few weeks, but that initial unwrapping still stands out as a major first-world disappointment.
[–] ColaEuphoria 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
At least it didn't turn out to be socks in an Xbox container. Some parents are real shitty.
[–] Tallim 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Pretty much growing up. You spend a lot of time wanting to be older because it looks better and adults got to do stuff that you couldn't. But it never really got better, just different.