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[–] HarveyHarveyJones 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Id love to see a million types of these videos right now

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[–] GoodGodKirk 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

This is comedy gold.

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[–] altident 3 points 34 points (+37|-3) ago 

Fake.

"You're a subpar pizza salesman!"

Okay.

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[–] RoundWheel 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago 

Holy shit dude. I just realized movies are fake. Therefore they are never entertaining.

Gay.

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[–] RedditSureDoesSuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And look at all the upvotes the faggot gets.

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[–] ex-redd 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I didn't even get that far: no dude working at a chain pizza place gives a flying fuck about the pricing of a competitor (there is the off chance that the guy owns the franchise but I doubt it--screams fake).

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[–] jpcfamily1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But it's funny! Two bright white guys covering each other shit; this grandma found it adorable

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[–] BitChuteArchive 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] EnterTheUnKnown 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

SHits getting rough in those pizza slanging streets

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[–] EnterTheUnKnown 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Glad to hear you survived. I was a young buck back then. I remeber the stories

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[–] stbelmont 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

A couple phones back my phone would do things on its own. Like I had it sitting face up on the table and I caught it taking a photo of the ceiling. I found out later that before I had left the place I'd been eating it phoned and connected the two people in my phone who hated each other the most but had never actually met or spoken to each other previously. (This person owed a family member money and knew my brother-in-law was the prime instigator of calls to get on his case to get him to pay.)

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[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I had a samsung phone that did that type of stuff. It would randomly open apps and take pictures on its own.

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[–] moosethenoose 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago  (edited ago)

in 1988 - Domino's tasted great. The cheese was stringy, the crust was chewy with a little crispness and yeast, and the pepperoni had a little boat curl with a little oil, not a lot.

we decided to give them a try in 2018 via their delivery app. The app works great with tracking the making of the pizza and the progress of the delivery driver - the app is well done. How bad could the pizza be?

unfortunately, the pizza is now shit. It's astonishingly bad - to the point where I think they tried to make it bad on purpose because I don't know how to explain it any other way.

We choked down half while looking and laughing at each other and threw the other half away.

Find a good local pizza place and give your business to them. We have two here and they are awesome. They always have coupons and remember good customers.

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[–] Niggardly_Jew 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Costco pizza is my favorite

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[–] moosethenoose 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Agreed, it reminds me of the OLD Domino's.

Real ingredients.

We pick up some Costco slices at least once a month.

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[–] stbelmont 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

When I was a kid my siblings and I would walk to the local Pizza Hut and split a 2.99 kid's pack with breadsticks, a personal pan pizza, and a drink. Perfectly delicious. 10-15 years ago on two occasions I tried the personal pan, and it didn't taste great and hurt my stomach afterward, which nothing else did. I guessed the wheat had changed. I tried again a couple times maybe three years ago . No negative effect, but not great like it used to be.

Domino's was 30 minutes delivery or free, then, which made things exciting, and it was tasty and heated up great for breakfast. I haven't had it in recent years.

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[–] moosethenoose 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Wow, I remember that....That is a blast from the past.....30 minutes or free.....and it was fucking good pizza back then.

I think I was playing a Sega Master System (what our family had) or the Original Nintendo - and maybe watching E.T. during dinner.

Lots of shit was simple back then.

Sneaking out of the house to simply roam around as kids was fun.

It never occurred to anyone in our group that we could steal - it's wasn't in our white DNA. We simply explored as a group. Pretty fucking awesome memories.

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[–] lanre 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If it makes you feel better, Domino's in Japan is 10x worse. It's like giving a shitty recipe to someone who's never tasted real pizza in their life, and somehow it comes out worse than if niggers had made it.

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[–] prairie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I make my own. I found some ciabatta (rustic) rolls that I cut in half, put some marinara sauce on, then grated Parmesan cheese, bake for a while then broil on 400 until dark and spotted. No crap ingredients and cheap. More work, but whatever.

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[–] DABBING_AT_AUSCHWITZ 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Fake, but funny.

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