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[–] moosethenoose 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago  (edited ago)

in 1988 - Domino's tasted great. The cheese was stringy, the crust was chewy with a little crispness and yeast, and the pepperoni had a little boat curl with a little oil, not a lot.

we decided to give them a try in 2018 via their delivery app. The app works great with tracking the making of the pizza and the progress of the delivery driver - the app is well done. How bad could the pizza be?

unfortunately, the pizza is now shit. It's astonishingly bad - to the point where I think they tried to make it bad on purpose because I don't know how to explain it any other way.

We choked down half while looking and laughing at each other and threw the other half away.

Find a good local pizza place and give your business to them. We have two here and they are awesome. They always have coupons and remember good customers.

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[–] Lord0Trade ago 

I find the dominos tend to vary in quality quite a lot from place to place, there's one by my house that does good pizza, but another across town that's garbage.

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[–] totallynotFBI 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nice try, Papa Johns

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[–] prairie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I make my own. I found some ciabatta (rustic) rolls that I cut in half, put some marinara sauce on, then grated Parmesan cheese, bake for a while then broil on 400 until dark and spotted. No crap ingredients and cheap. More work, but whatever.

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[–] lanre 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If it makes you feel better, Domino's in Japan is 10x worse. It's like giving a shitty recipe to someone who's never tasted real pizza in their life, and somehow it comes out worse than if niggers had made it.

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[–] altident 3 points 34 points (+37|-3) ago 

Fake.

"You're a subpar pizza salesman!"

Okay.

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[–] ex-redd 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I didn't even get that far: no dude working at a chain pizza place gives a flying fuck about the pricing of a competitor (there is the off chance that the guy owns the franchise but I doubt it--screams fake).

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[–] jpcfamily1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But it's funny! Two bright white guys covering each other shit; this grandma found it adorable

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[–] RoundWheel 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago 

Holy shit dude. I just realized movies are fake. Therefore they are never entertaining.

Gay.

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[–] RedditSureDoesSuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And look at all the upvotes the faggot gets.