[–] grandmacaesar 1 point 29 points 30 points (+30|-1) ago
Congratulations!
Plan now to home school your child.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Preach! If you have any suggestions im all ears.
[–] grandmacaesar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Read to your child from infanthood. Every night. Get cool picture books with big colorful pictures and few words---I started with Dr Seuss stuff and "Where the Wild Things Are". Just start with three or four books, reading one a night, then a couple a night as the child grows. Read dramatically and fun, and move your fingers under the words. By the time she's three she will be reading to you. Introduce her to the local library and help her pick out cool stuff. Give books for birthdays and Christmas, never too many at a time. Make her look forward to book time before bed each night. Start early so it's all she'll know. Advance the vocabulary as you go. "Stinky Cheese Man" was an early favorite. The bonding will blow your mind.
I used k12.com for homeschooling. Everything you need to do it right. Put your child on your knee and go at it. You will see the lights come on behind her eyes.
In the 8th grade, my kids decided they wanted to be in the band, and since we had recently moved to a top-notch school district, I allowed it. They graduated at the very top of their classes while taking Advanced Placement classes. Free rides at the colleges of their choice...and since I taught them, they are well aware of history, current events, and the liberal sjw atmosphere of the college campuses.
I occasionally still read to them. Mostly horror stuff like HPL and Stephen King now.
A solid base in respect for and faith in The Creator will forge a tight-knit family.
And have many more.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actually made a joke about the yids when they asked about religious bullshit.
"Oh yeah, we're ultraorthodox jews, where's my rabbi?"
Nurse had a good chuckle.
[–] KnightFalcon 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Congrats! Home-school, keep them from the libbies, move out of the city, if that's where you are. Deny the libbies any access to them, and when they're adults, arm them, because they'll need it, because by then the US will be less than 50% white, and the femmies, libbies, and muzzies will have taken over. And by then we'll have civil war, because the true patriots won't accept that feminism, socialism, and Pisslamism bullshit. In other words, the patriotic whites will be under attack by the rogues.
[–] Nadeshda 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
A hearty congratulations Sir, bringing new life is a wonderful blessing! May you and your family be blessed abundantly with oodles of wisdom, love, unity and discernment!
PS: goat papa Putts look at this post Sir, we miss you! @puttitout :)
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Always glad to see veteran goats commenting on my posts. Much love mein brudah.
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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] ago
Well, no fucking shit. The 12 year old already knows that. And to be proud of her skin color. She used to bitch about being as pale as a ghost until I had enough one day and asked her:
"Baby girl, who taught you to be ashamed of your skin? You have beautiful skin, in some cultures they see people with your skin color as an angel or Goddess. Be proud of who you are and what you are, dont you dare be ashamed or let others shame you for that."
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Atta boy. I raise a glass to the lass. They both did a fine job choosing a daddy.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife almost gave up at the 19.5 hour mark and wanted a c-section but I kept encouraging her so she muscled through. She told me this after the fact.
"Duke I wanted to give up so bad because of how much it hurt. I almost asked for a c-section."
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She has Cherokee and Dutch. I am italian and scotch-irish.
[–] Israel-Did-9-11 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
How dare you assume gender, bigot
j/k
homeschool
[–] BowlOfWeedies 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
:) Despite how I feel responding to a top post. Amen, you. God bless, and God speed, OP.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] ago
The Meaning of Life
I wanted to do that so bad.