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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

I'm pleased you're happy.I'm pleased your wife and new child are safe and healthy. But...in an overpopulated world I wish you'd rescued an animal from the pound instead.

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[–] hang_em_high ago 

Why the fuck would I want a used dog?

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago 

compassion. People who want animals, new or old, normally have compassion. Rescuing a used dog saves it from a certain death. Humans who breed simply want something soft and cuddly, which is what a dog is and, unlike a child, remains. So...rescuing a used dog is a win-win. An animal is saved and two otherwise breeders get something cuddly and a new consumer isn't introduced to an overpopulated world.

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[–] kammmmak ago 

They Can do that too dumbass.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago 

true but why introduce a new consumer to an overpopulated world when a dog-in-existence would satisfy most of a human's breeding needs (something warm and cuddly to love and receive love)?

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[–] moarzor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What if he shot an invader for every child he has? To even out the world population.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago 

if you inserted "home" before "invader" - I'd get excited.

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[–] Podge512 ago 

Conglaturation!

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[–] New_years_day ago 

Congrats!! Now raise her to not be a ho and for god sakes teach her how to fucking cook.

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[–] moviefreak 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Congratulations.

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[–] 21070234? ago 

Congratulations. Expecting my first as well around May 2nd next year. :)

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[–] kammmmak ago 

Remember. A baby will only take the place it needs when being born. Say that to your wife when she is pushing it out.

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[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Send nudes

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[–] sane 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Name checks out.

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[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Teach her to fight as soon as she can walk.

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[–] Krusty-Q 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Congrats fag!

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