[–] New_years_day ago
Congrats!! Now raise her to not be a ho and for god sakes teach her how to fucking cook.
[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Send nudes
[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Teach her to fight as soon as she can walk.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
I'm pleased you're happy.I'm pleased your wife and new child are safe and healthy. But...in an overpopulated world I wish you'd rescued an animal from the pound instead.
[–] hang_em_high ago
Why the fuck would I want a used dog?
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
compassion. People who want animals, new or old, normally have compassion. Rescuing a used dog saves it from a certain death. Humans who breed simply want something soft and cuddly, which is what a dog is and, unlike a child, remains. So...rescuing a used dog is a win-win. An animal is saved and two otherwise breeders get something cuddly and a new consumer isn't introduced to an overpopulated world.
[–] kammmmak ago
They Can do that too dumbass.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
true but why introduce a new consumer to an overpopulated world when a dog-in-existence would satisfy most of a human's breeding needs (something warm and cuddly to love and receive love)?
[–] moarzor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What if he shot an invader for every child he has? To even out the world population.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
if you inserted "home" before "invader" - I'd get excited.