[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good job niggerfaggot. Now make a bunch of boys!
You do know how to make boys right!
I'll tell you so you'll know from now on.
As soon as you get off you grab your wife and stand her up! No joke! The little sperms will have to swim uphill to get to the egg. The little boy sperms are more active and swim faster than the girl sperms so they will beat them to the egg.
So next time you are trying to have a kid, snatch her up as soon as you're done!
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Done and done. Thank you for that advice.
[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Steve Irwin got a boy by keeping his balls on ice.
[–] ToxicWhiteMale 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Congratulations; treat her like gold, as any decent father would. Protect her from nogs, moozies, illegals, pedo's and assorted other scum. Nothing is more precious than a young,innocent child, especially your own. :):):)
[–] ArcAngel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
congradts! teach her the important things. how to garden & tend animals. respect for nature & the planet we live on. to be proud of her race. to question everything. how to fix stuff ( not easy these days, any more) and to be respectul of her parents. also.. not to be dependant on technology, but to trust her gut instincts.
[–] EnterTheUnKnown 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Congrats! I hope the good health continues!
[–] ALIENS2222 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Congratsssssss! Homeschool, no fucking vaccines. You know the drill.
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sorry you did it in a hospital, but congratulations anyway.
[–] hang_em_high 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
School me please. Why not do it in a hospital and how should I do it?
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why do it in a hospital? Is someone sick, or has a problem been detected?
This might not be the best source, but it's a start. We had a midwife, and she provided all normal medical care, including scans, testing, nutritional advice, and support. 20 years ago, the full cost for the whole pregnancy and birth was $3,000. We did it in our bed. After he was out and cleaned up, they (+assistant) changed the bedding and we were all asleep in our own bed within 45 minutes. Highly recommended.
*There was no one present who felt compelled to inject him with vaccines, or do any of that other hospital bullshit.
**Should also point out our midwife had hospital access in case a problem was detected, like a breach birth, or anything else that might cause complications.