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[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Atta boy. I raise a glass to the lass. They both did a fine job choosing a daddy.

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My wife almost gave up at the 19.5 hour mark and wanted a c-section but I kept encouraging her so she muscled through. She told me this after the fact.

"Duke I wanted to give up so bad because of how much it hurt. I almost asked for a c-section."

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[–] sane 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Congrats, especially if it is a mostly WHITE baby. Whites are being out-bred and replaced by brown skin welfare invaders.

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She has Cherokee and Dutch. I am italian and scotch-irish.

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[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Send nudes

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[–] sane 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Name checks out.

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[–] gabara 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Pics or it didn't happen

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hah I just got into it with my wife about it. I allowed her one pic to be posted on her facebook. No more. There was a discussion before she got here about posting family shit on facebook.

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[–] gabara 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I knew it, she's actually only 5lbs, 6oz. I think maybe with a tag in from @SeanBox, I could take her.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sorry you did it in a hospital, but congratulations anyway.

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[–] hang_em_high 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

School me please. Why not do it in a hospital and how should I do it?

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why do it in a hospital? Is someone sick, or has a problem been detected?

Midwives are the traditional care providers for mothers and infants. Midwives are trained professionals with expertise and skills in supporting women to maintain healthy pregnancies and have optimal births and recoveries during the postpartum period. Midwives provide women with individualized care uniquely suited to their physical, mental, emotional, spiritual and cultural needs. - https://mana.org/about-midwives/what-is-a-midwife

This might not be the best source, but it's a start. We had a midwife, and she provided all normal medical care, including scans, testing, nutritional advice, and support. 20 years ago, the full cost for the whole pregnancy and birth was $3,000. We did it in our bed. After he was out and cleaned up, they (+assistant) changed the bedding and we were all asleep in our own bed within 45 minutes. Highly recommended.

*There was no one present who felt compelled to inject him with vaccines, or do any of that other hospital bullshit.

**Should also point out our midwife had hospital access in case a problem was detected, like a breach birth, or anything else that might cause complications.

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[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good job niggerfaggot. Now make a bunch of boys!

You do know how to make boys right!

I'll tell you so you'll know from now on.

As soon as you get off you grab your wife and stand her up! No joke! The little sperms will have to swim uphill to get to the egg. The little boy sperms are more active and swim faster than the girl sperms so they will beat them to the egg.

So next time you are trying to have a kid, snatch her up as soon as you're done!

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[–] 963189_137 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So weird.

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Done and done. Thank you for that advice.

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[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Steve Irwin got a boy by keeping his balls on ice.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

I'm pleased you're happy.I'm pleased your wife and new child are safe and healthy. But...in an overpopulated world I wish you'd rescued an animal from the pound instead.

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[–] moarzor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What if he shot an invader for every child he has? To even out the world population.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago 

if you inserted "home" before "invader" - I'd get excited.

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[–] hang_em_high ago 

Why the fuck would I want a used dog?

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago 

compassion. People who want animals, new or old, normally have compassion. Rescuing a used dog saves it from a certain death. Humans who breed simply want something soft and cuddly, which is what a dog is and, unlike a child, remains. So...rescuing a used dog is a win-win. An animal is saved and two otherwise breeders get something cuddly and a new consumer isn't introduced to an overpopulated world.

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[–] kammmmak ago 

They Can do that too dumbass.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago 

true but why introduce a new consumer to an overpopulated world when a dog-in-existence would satisfy most of a human's breeding needs (something warm and cuddly to love and receive love)?

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[–] moviefreak 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Congratulations.

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