[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She has Cherokee and Dutch. I am italian and scotch-irish.
[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Send nudes
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hah I just got into it with my wife about it. I allowed her one pic to be posted on her facebook. No more. There was a discussion before she got here about posting family shit on facebook.
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sorry you did it in a hospital, but congratulations anyway.
[–] hang_em_high 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
School me please. Why not do it in a hospital and how should I do it?
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why do it in a hospital? Is someone sick, or has a problem been detected?
Midwives are the traditional care providers for mothers and infants. Midwives are trained professionals with expertise and skills in supporting women to maintain healthy pregnancies and have optimal births and recoveries during the postpartum period. Midwives provide women with individualized care uniquely suited to their physical, mental, emotional, spiritual and cultural needs. - https://mana.org/about-midwives/what-is-a-midwife
This might not be the best source, but it's a start. We had a midwife, and she provided all normal medical care, including scans, testing, nutritional advice, and support. 20 years ago, the full cost for the whole pregnancy and birth was $3,000. We did it in our bed. After he was out and cleaned up, they (+assistant) changed the bedding and we were all asleep in our own bed within 45 minutes. Highly recommended.
*There was no one present who felt compelled to inject him with vaccines, or do any of that other hospital bullshit.
**Should also point out our midwife had hospital access in case a problem was detected, like a breach birth, or anything else that might cause complications.
[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good job niggerfaggot. Now make a bunch of boys!
You do know how to make boys right!
I'll tell you so you'll know from now on.
As soon as you get off you grab your wife and stand her up! No joke! The little sperms will have to swim uphill to get to the egg. The little boy sperms are more active and swim faster than the girl sperms so they will beat them to the egg.
So next time you are trying to have a kid, snatch her up as soon as you're done!
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Done and done. Thank you for that advice.
[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Steve Irwin got a boy by keeping his balls on ice.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
I'm pleased you're happy.I'm pleased your wife and new child are safe and healthy. But...in an overpopulated world I wish you'd rescued an animal from the pound instead.
[–] hang_em_high ago
Why the fuck would I want a used dog?
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
compassion. People who want animals, new or old, normally have compassion. Rescuing a used dog saves it from a certain death. Humans who breed simply want something soft and cuddly, which is what a dog is and, unlike a child, remains. So...rescuing a used dog is a win-win. An animal is saved and two otherwise breeders get something cuddly and a new consumer isn't introduced to an overpopulated world.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
true but why introduce a new consumer to an overpopulated world when a dog-in-existence would satisfy most of a human's breeding needs (something warm and cuddly to love and receive love)?
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Atta boy. I raise a glass to the lass. They both did a fine job choosing a daddy.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife almost gave up at the 19.5 hour mark and wanted a c-section but I kept encouraging her so she muscled through. She told me this after the fact.
"Duke I wanted to give up so bad because of how much it hurt. I almost asked for a c-section."