[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sorry you did it in a hospital, but congratulations anyway.
[–] hang_em_high 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
School me please. Why not do it in a hospital and how should I do it?
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why do it in a hospital? Is someone sick, or has a problem been detected?
Midwives are the traditional care providers for mothers and infants. Midwives are trained professionals with expertise and skills in supporting women to maintain healthy pregnancies and have optimal births and recoveries during the postpartum period. Midwives provide women with individualized care uniquely suited to their physical, mental, emotional, spiritual and cultural needs. - https://mana.org/about-midwives/what-is-a-midwife
This might not be the best source, but it's a start. We had a midwife, and she provided all normal medical care, including scans, testing, nutritional advice, and support. 20 years ago, the full cost for the whole pregnancy and birth was $3,000. We did it in our bed. After he was out and cleaned up, they (+assistant) changed the bedding and we were all asleep in our own bed within 45 minutes. Highly recommended.
*There was no one present who felt compelled to inject him with vaccines, or do any of that other hospital bullshit.
**Should also point out our midwife had hospital access in case a problem was detected, like a breach birth, or anything else that might cause complications.
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Atta boy. I raise a glass to the lass. They both did a fine job choosing a daddy.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife almost gave up at the 19.5 hour mark and wanted a c-section but I kept encouraging her so she muscled through. She told me this after the fact.
"Duke I wanted to give up so bad because of how much it hurt. I almost asked for a c-section."
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She has Cherokee and Dutch. I am italian and scotch-irish.
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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] ago
Well, no fucking shit. The 12 year old already knows that. And to be proud of her skin color. She used to bitch about being as pale as a ghost until I had enough one day and asked her:
"Baby girl, who taught you to be ashamed of your skin? You have beautiful skin, in some cultures they see people with your skin color as an angel or Goddess. Be proud of who you are and what you are, dont you dare be ashamed or let others shame you for that."
[–] Nadeshda 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
A hearty congratulations Sir, bringing new life is a wonderful blessing! May you and your family be blessed abundantly with oodles of wisdom, love, unity and discernment!
PS: goat papa Putts look at this post Sir, we miss you! @puttitout :)
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Always glad to see veteran goats commenting on my posts. Much love mein brudah.
[–] KnightFalcon 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Congrats! Home-school, keep them from the libbies, move out of the city, if that's where you are. Deny the libbies any access to them, and when they're adults, arm them, because they'll need it, because by then the US will be less than 50% white, and the femmies, libbies, and muzzies will have taken over. And by then we'll have civil war, because the true patriots won't accept that feminism, socialism, and Pisslamism bullshit. In other words, the patriotic whites will be under attack by the rogues.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actually made a joke about the yids when they asked about religious bullshit.
"Oh yeah, we're ultraorthodox jews, where's my rabbi?"
Nurse had a good chuckle.
[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good job niggerfaggot. Now make a bunch of boys!
You do know how to make boys right!
I'll tell you so you'll know from now on.
As soon as you get off you grab your wife and stand her up! No joke! The little sperms will have to swim uphill to get to the egg. The little boy sperms are more active and swim faster than the girl sperms so they will beat them to the egg.
So next time you are trying to have a kid, snatch her up as soon as you're done!
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Done and done. Thank you for that advice.
[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Steve Irwin got a boy by keeping his balls on ice.
[–] 963189_137 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So weird.